Breaking: Men cannot keep their goddamn dicks in their pants

By · Friday, October 2nd, 2009 · 58 Comments »

I’m never going to write about politics again. I won’t have time. The Dicks Gone Wild news is all-consuming. We got incest, we got rape, we got pedophilia, and now we got David Letterman screwing around with his employees and being blackmailed for it. Jesus. Some of you will say, “But Violet! How can you […]

Whoopi Goldberg doesn’t have all the facts-facts

By · Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 · 89 Comments »

Here’s Whoopi Goldberg on The View explaining that Roman Polanski’s rape of a 13-year-old girl wasn’t “rape-rape”: I’m pretty sure that what Whoopi is insinuating here is that the girl didn’t resist or say no. The other panelists make the point that this is irrelevant, since a child can’t legally consent to sex anyway. That’s […]