I think Ralph Lauren is too fat

By · Wednesday, October 14th, 2009 · 48 Comments »

I’m too strung out on diet pills today to write a real post. I’m here, I’m awake (AND I REALLY MEAN I’M AWAKE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST AM I AWAKE), but the writing god, she looks down at me and laughs. Fortunately, I can embed this little video thingy from MSNBC to tell the shocking tale […]