Breaking: Men cannot keep their goddamn dicks in their pants

By · Friday, October 2nd, 2009 · 58 Comments »

I’m never going to write about politics again. I won’t have time. The Dicks Gone Wild news is all-consuming. We got incest, we got rape, we got pedophilia, and now we got David Letterman screwing around with his employees and being blackmailed for it. Jesus. Some of you will say, “But Violet! How can you […]