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Things that having sex with Anthony Kiedis is better than

By · Monday, February 11th, 2008 · 30 Comments »

It has come to my attention that certain individuals are questioning my vacation schedule. In the words of commenter Aunti Disestablishmentarian, “Between your Red hot Chili Pepper and that Raul Feller, you sure do take alot of vacations! You’d give the Preznit a run for his money in terms of ‘most days off.’” Christ on […]

Down the rabbit hole

By · Thursday, February 7th, 2008 · 13 Comments »

Sorry. These things happen. I’ve been AWOL on a sex vacation with Anthony Kiedis. I’d planned to be back a few days ago but then John Frusciante begged me to leave Anthony for him and so it was a real situation. I gotta check my email and stuff.

Thanksgiving, Life and Death, and Anti-feminism

By · Thursday, November 22nd, 2007 · 17 Comments »

My family is trying to talk me into coming back to life. They liked having me alive — I guess it’s some kind of love thing — and with the holidays approaching they’ve been pressuring me pretty heavily to climb back into the ol’ meat suit. My mother keeps calling me up in the Smoking […]

Tired but happy

By · Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 · 36 Comments »

Raoul sporting his new head. Thanks for the suggestion, Sis! Raoul and I are back from the Himalayas. Got a bunch of stuff to catch up on, and I owe you guys an anthropology post, eh? Eh. (Vocal mannerism courtesy of two weeks in a tent with Raoul. When he was a parrot he lived […]

Tashi Delek

By · Thursday, October 25th, 2007 · 27 Comments »

Sorry for the light posting this week. Raoul and I are on an astral backpacking tour of the Himalayas. My new favorite drink: Sherpa tea, with salt and rancid yak butter. Out of this world. ***** Update for Sis: Here’s one of Raoul with fewer clothes on. We’re still experimenting with different heads.

Eating Raoul

By · Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007 · 6 Comments »

It’s time to come clean with the reason I’m still hanging around here in the Spirit Smoking Lounge instead of resuming my corporeal form among the living. We’re now at Death+39 days, and I’m not sure how much longer the old meat sack will stay fresh on the heart-lung machine I’ve got hooked up in […]

Adsense for Conceptual Artists

By · Monday, September 10th, 2007 · 10 Comments »

Now here’s a coincidence. It so happens that I’ve been kicking around the idea of taking on advertising again to cover the site costs, and just this morning I was complaining to the other spirits here in the Smoking Lounge about the problems with Google Adsense. Me: The problem with Adsense is that it goes […]

Now that I’ve died and moved on to the spirit realm, I’m ready to take your questions

By · Monday, August 27th, 2007 · 36 Comments »

Loyal readers know that I was killed a few days ago in a freak accident involving President Bush, Martin Heidegger, and some smack. I spent the weekend goofing off in my new disembodied state — floating around the house, stealing socks out of the dryer, scooting Molly’s ball all around the floor like it’s alive […]

Blogging is more dangerous than I thought

By · Tuesday, August 14th, 2007 · 18 Comments »

Avatar courtesy of the Rev. B. Dagger Lee I’m back. Sometime during the late evening hours of August 10, 2007, I was assimilated by BlogWarBot, resulting in a new, horrifying entity: Dr. BlogWarBot Socks. This Borg-like creature maintained control of the blog for several days, until an emergency intervention by a crack team of lolkitteh […]

Jesus, these things are messy.

By · Friday, August 10th, 2007 · 29 Comments »