Godbags

The normalcy of misogyny

By · Thursday, April 14th, 2011 · 62 Comments »

No big post here, just an observation. I was looking at Google News (hate the new design, by the way) and noticed an article in Time magazine about Mars Hill Church: Is Hell Dead? One of the batshit pastors at Mars Hill has written a batshit book, and Time is covering it. Mars Hill is [...]

Does anybody really believe that Obama prays?

By · Thursday, February 3rd, 2011 · 59 Comments »

While we wait to see what new flavor of hell is going to emerge in Egypt, here’s a minor amusement: Obama’s speech before the National Prayer Breakfast. As USA Today reports: Social justice, humility and “to walk closer with God” are President Obama’s daily prayers, he told the National Prayer Breakfast this morning. In a [...]

It’s that special time of year, when we celebrate the birth of the Cosmic Jewish Zombie

By · Tuesday, December 8th, 2009 · 84 Comments »

I was skimming around the blogs and news sites this evening while waiting to hear if Martha Coakley won in Massauchussets, when this post from Riverdaughter made me snort-laugh. She quoted the following Urban Dictionary definition of Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever [...]

Jimmy Carter should join the Church of Trope

By · Sunday, July 19th, 2009 · 97 Comments »

Jimmy Carter was in the news this past week because of an editorial he wrote for the Observer about how godbaggism is used to oppress women. Carter is a lifelong godbag himself, but he left the Baptist Church some time ago when he realized that the dudes running the Southern Baptist Convention weren’t going to [...]

The life of a brave man

By · Sunday, May 31st, 2009 · 86 Comments »

UPDATE: Word is leaking out that the suspect apprehended for the murder of Dr. Tiller is a 51-year-old man named Scott Roeder. A dude matching that name and description has a history of right-wingnuttery, including ties to Operation Rescue. I followed the breadcrumb trail from Democratic Underground and found Scott Roeder’s post on the Operation [...]

Kim Gandy defends patriarchy, rejects efforts to combat violence against women

By · Wednesday, February 25th, 2009 · 55 Comments »

I know I put a provocative title on this post, but I call ‘em like I see ‘em. In her Below The Belt column of February 20, Kim Gandy spends half a sentence mourning the fate of Aasiya Hassan, and then three paragraphs explaining that the husband’s crime had nothing whatsoever to do with his [...]

“God hates divorce” (but he loves a broken jaw)

By · Thursday, January 8th, 2009 · 28 Comments »

Originally published at The New Agenda. When Rick Warren was invited to preside at Obama’s Inauguration, I wrote that his selection was an insult to women everywhere. Warren is an antediluvian sexist who believes that women were put on earth to obey their husbands. His Christianity is a front for male supremacy; his biblical “literalism” [...]

Yet another insult to women: Obama chooses a sexist pastor for his Inaugural

By · Thursday, December 18th, 2008 · 22 Comments »

(Originally published at The New Agenda.) An almost all-male Cabinet. A speechwriter who thinks sexual assault is funny. A senior advisor who’s on record with his belief that innate inferiority, not discrimination, is what’s keeping women back. And now, with another twist of the knife, President-elect Obama has invited Rick Warren to deliver the invocation [...]

Sorry, I got swallowed by a whale

By · Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008 · 70 Comments »

It was a rough three days, but now I’m back. Covered in stomach juices, it’s true, and far wiser about the digestive tracts of cetaceans than I ever expected to be. By the way, have you ever read the Book of Jonah? Really read it, in modern translation? It’s a comedy. A pretty good one, [...]

The Pope can fly!

By · Thursday, July 17th, 2008 · 14 Comments »

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s SuperPope! Did you know the Pope was down in Australia on some kind of dinner cruise/reef-snorkeling vacation package thing? I didn’t either. But he’s down there, and yesterday he addressed billions of pilgrims in Sydney, warning them against “the tedium of false idols and the pain of false [...]