August, 2012

Clint vs. chair

By · Friday, August 31st, 2012 · 5 Comments »

Holy Christ. I got nothing. But here are some funny tweets I found: “This is a perfect representation of the campaign: an old white man arguing with an imaginary Barack Obama.” “Good luck fact-checking an old guy being mad at a chair. Your move, Think Progress.” “Worst. Hologram. Ever.” “Clint Eastwood demonstrating that seniors may […]

Samantha Bee should get an Emmy

By · Friday, August 31st, 2012 · 4 Comments »

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Creepshow

By · Wednesday, August 29th, 2012 · Comments Off

1. Two RNC attendees throw nuts at a black CNN camerawoman, saying “this is how we feed animals.” And that brief report from CNN is apparently all they’re going to say about it, even though this should be a big story. 2. RNC attendees chant “USA! USA!” as a Puerto Rican party chairwoman attempts to […]

I Believe

By · Tuesday, August 28th, 2012 · 2 Comments »

I know: instead of listening to Ann Romney speechify about Mittens (is she going to mention that she’s counting on him to pull her through the heavenly veil to the afterlife so she can live with him on his planet and make lots of godchildren, since without her husband’s help a woman can’t have an […]

Father’s Rights

By · Monday, August 27th, 2012 · 7 Comments »

I’m thinking this is pretty much the definition of patriarchy right here: Mark Scolforo, Associated Press: How would you tell a daughter or a granddaughter who, God forbid, would be the victim of a rape, to keep the child against her own will? Do you have a way to explain that? Tom Smith: I lived […]

Laughing is better than crying

By · Friday, August 24th, 2012 · 2 Comments »

Via Digby.

What next, a white pride parade?

By · Friday, August 24th, 2012 · 1 Comment »

At a campaign stop today, Mitt Romney joked that nobody’s ever asked to see his birth certificate, by golly! Heh heh. So funny. Yep, no chance anybody would ever think Mittens was born in Africa, right? He’s white! He’s so white! If this were an isolated incident I might question whether a racist dog whistle […]

Upset

By · Thursday, August 23rd, 2012 · 9 Comments »

Is anybody else feeling triggered by all the evil crap this week about rape and abortion? Because I am. Sometimes this stuff just really gets to me. I’m having a hard time settling down and getting my groove back.

“Rape is rape,” says Paul Ryan, and no exceptions for any of them!

By · Wednesday, August 22nd, 2012 · 10 Comments »

Ryan Refuses To Say Abortions Should Be Available To Women Who Are Raped, reports Think Progress, and that’s because he deosn’t believe they should be available. To anyone. Ever. This is the world Paul Ryan wants: In the Dominican Republic, a pregnant 16-year-old girl with acute leukemia is denied the chemotherapy she desperately needs. Not […]

Awesome! Akin vows to stay in, promises to provide weeks and weeks of pure gold

By · Tuesday, August 21st, 2012 · 14 Comments »

Todd Akin is defiant! Todd Akin didn’t do anything wrong! “I said one word in one sentence on one day, and everything changed,” Akin said today. “I believe the defense of the unborn and a deep respect for life. …They are not things to run away from.” Exactly right, Todd! Whatever you do, don’t run […]