Virtual Holiday Party: December 15 (in which Dr. Socks ponders the meaning of the Justin Bieber Singing Toothbrush)

By · Thursday, December 15th, 2011 · 6 Comments »

I’m late posting today’s party; it’s been a busy day in the Lounge. Sick truck, sick dog. Truck is okay now, hoping dog will improve soon.

Meanwhile, a local sales circular provides me with the haunting information that I can acquire the Justin Bieber Singing Toothbrush for only $9.99:

I feel sure that this product must be the winning entry in some contest to come up with the most useless item imaginable.

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6 Responses to “Virtual Holiday Party: December 15 (in which Dr. Socks ponders the meaning of the Justin Bieber Singing Toothbrush)”

  1. Sameol says:

    Why stop at the $10 toothbrush when you can have the $100 Justin Bieber 15″ Christmas Stocking Stuffed with Justin Bieber Memorabilia?

    the best Bieber memorabilia out there making it a “MUST HAVE” for the Justin Bieber fan!! This personalized “Mrs. Bieber Christmas Stocking” includes the following Justin Bieber goodies: Justin Bieber Charm Bracelet, Justin Bieber Heart Necklace, Justin Bieber Pillow Case, Justin Bieber Eye Mask, Justin Bieber Bear (Bears will vary from pictured) , Justin Bieber Singing Toothbrush (colors/songs will vary) and Justin Bieber Microphone Flossers.

    Hope your dog feels better.

  2. Violet Socks says:

    Thanks. I’m going to be up all night watching her. She is terribly nauseated.

    Wasn’t there some news item awhile back with somebody claiming Justin Bieber fathered her child? That boy does not look old enough to father anything. What is he, 12?

  3. quixote says:

    Gaaaa! Justin Beeb is an avert-your-eyes situation! I knew there was a good reason why I dumped all those flyers straight in the trash without ever looking at them.

    Now I need vodka. And, no, don’t put it in that silly little glass. There’s a brandy snifter over there. I’ll take a full one.

  4. elliesmom says:

    Last year my teenage nephew kept saying that he wanted a singing Justin Bieber doll for Christmas. I have told him since he was a little boy that he should be careful what he wished for . . I’m so glad his girlfriend could come to the party, too. What a lovely girl!

  5. roofingbird says:

    For just ten bucks, you too can have oral sex with JB – while he sings to you!

    Gawk. It’s probably a hot sell at Wallyworld as a white elephant gift.

  6. Val says:

    S’alright… My boy has the Black-Eyed Peas musical toothbrush! Anything to get him to practice good oral hygeine ;-)