No time to post; too busy sending compromising photos of myself to Craigslist
Fortunately, I am utterly confident that no one will recognize me.
What could possibly go wrong?
22 Responses to “No time to post; too busy sending compromising photos of myself to Craigslist”
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Carmonn says:
He can redeem himself by going on the childhood obesity tour as shirtless pushup guy.
Do I even want to know why he’s holding up the phone while staring into the camera?
February 10th, 2011 at 6:25 am EST -
Renee says:
I just saw the story on CNN, and must admit that I laughed my ass off. What the hell was he thinking? I know that he went to great effort to get his flex on, but really, he thought no one would recognize him. At least it only took him a matter of hours to step down. LOL
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tinfoil hattie says:
OMIGOD. Poor widdle guy, his wife probably didn’t APPRECIATE PROPERLY what a buff little hottie he is! I can totally see why he had to cheat.
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quixote says:
The only thing that surprises me is that he felt he had to resign.
Now, if only they’d start resigning over harm to the country, as well as their families….
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Adrienne in CA says:
They should make that shirtless pic the new logo for the Republican Party. Pretty much everything you need to know summed up in one image.
*****A
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Violet Socks says:
Oh hey, guys, I just checked and you know what? This dude was one of the 100 co-sponsors of the Let Women Die bill. Yeah!
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Grace says:
I know it may sound cliche, but I can’t help thinking that this man comes across as someone who has hate issues with wife, mom, ex-girlfriends, and all the other ungrateful women who never appreciated his gifts in “creating life” while self-adoringly flexing his bisceps. “So, just for that bitches, you deserve to die.”
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merciless says:
He’s holding a phone? I thought it was a tube of Old Spice, like he was pretending to be that guy in the Old Spice commercial.
So pathetic.
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tinfoil hattie says:
Of course he was! Did he put in his ad: “Must be willing to die for the Republican party?”
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Teresainpa says:
He probably ran on “family values” too, hypocrite. Hey congressman beefcake, kiss my a$$. Go get a job at Walmart.
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Violet Socks says:
I just saw the story on CNN, and must admit that I laughed my ass off.
Me too. Every time I look at that picture I just crack up. God, what a doofus.
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Tabby Lavalamp says:
Do I even want to know why he’s holding up the phone while staring into the camera?
He’s taking the picture with the phone while looking into a mirror. If you look at his hair, the touches of grey are on opposite sides in each of the photos.
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Gayle says:
How incredibly, mind-blowingly arrogant.
Please tell me his wife has left him already.
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jane says:
You know, this guy is obviously a horrible person in so many ways (cheating on his wife, supporting the Death for Women bill, taking incredibly cheesy pictures, etc). But I will say, if that were not so, I think he looks pretty good for his age. Just had to be shallow there for a second.
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Violet Socks says:
But I will say, if that were not so, I think he looks pretty good for his age.
I agree. His body looks good. Don’t like anything above the neck, but below the neck he’s fine.
He’s just such a clueless doofus though. It cracks me up.
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bluelyon says:
A good rule that has served me well: If someone has to tell me they are “classy,” they aren’t.
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Sameol says:
I think he looks marginally less dorky in the second photo, despite the flexing, shirtlessness, and deer-in-the-headlights expression. At least it doesn’t scream televangelist like photo #1. I wonder where the photo was taken, though, because despite the classy art, it looks like a dorm room
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Topper Harley says:
@17 Presumably that’s his DC crash pad. I’ve heard stories of 2, 3, and 4 congressman sharing a place in DC while they maintain their “real” home back in their districts.
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Sameol says:
I believe he’s pretty wealthy, if I’m not mistaken he was recruited mainly because he can afford to finance his own campaign. He might have a crash pad, but he would seem to belong to the group than can easily afford a second residence.
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Grace says:
He sounds like another “Sanford” case, fitting the old cliche of the narcissistically injured middle-age man desperately looking for attention, praise, and validation from younger and adoring women. Although at least Sanford pursued a real person, wrote romantic letters, and travelled quite far to meet with her. This other guy did everything from the comfort of his room and without moving a finger, or just only to press the keys and hold the phone.
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K.A. says:
A good rule that has served me well: If someone has to tell me they are “classy,” they aren’t.
Haha! And isn’t it an oxymoron to be classy and trolling for casual sex on CRAIGSLIST? Classy Craigslist Casual Encounters! Hahahhahahahhahaa! I want to make a shirt out of that slogan– with this flexing idiot’s face on it!
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kiuku says:
dude…you’re not blonde.
