What we’ve always needed: Sexy Pilgrims

By · Monday, October 25th, 2010 · 3 Comments »

Okay, Halloween, I’ll see your Sexy Mrs. Potato Head and raise you one Sexy Pilgrim:

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The mind boggles.

Tell me something: do women actually wear this stuff? How is it even possible to wear something like this and not feel like a complete idiot?

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3 Responses to “What we’ve always needed: Sexy Pilgrims”

  1. scott says:

    If this were some Soviet-style planned economy and society, I would insist that half of the Sexy Pilgrim outfits be sold to and worn by men, with no adjustments, exactly as seen in the pic. And then I would have to shave my legs. Seriously, it’s an fing joke as you rightly point out and totally messed up. WTF!

  2. sister of ye says:

    On the very slight consolation side, Cotton Mather is probably doing at least 78 RPM in his grave.

  3. Ciardha says:

    Wow they somehow managed to blend sexist and a horrendously ugly “costume” together. Actually Looks more tacky (but just as sexist) than the “pirate wenches” at Dragoncon.