Guns, Crack, Steroids, and Hitler
Dude is pumped.
I have no idea why the Hutaree Christian militia is in the news, so I don’t know if it’s inappropriate for me to be laughing at this. But I’m laughing anyway. Between the headline — Feds: Guns, Crack, Steroids, Hitler Book Found At Hutaree Homes — and the picture of Mr. Handsome there, I can’t stop giggling.
Alex Trebek: All right, Mr. Sickles, it’s your board.
Kristopher Sickles: Alex, I’ll take Things Involving the Pituitary Gland for $400.
Alex Trebek: “Guns, crack, steroids, and Hitler are popular items with losers who are so hopped up on this substance they wear leather underwear with steel rivets.”
Kristopher Sickles: Ummm…what is testosterone?
13 Responses to “Guns, Crack, Steroids, and Hitler”
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Topper Harley says:
Wait, what? I could have been wearing leather underwear with steel rivets all this time?
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Violet Socks says:
Oh no, Topper, not you!
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Sandra, CA says:
Is the Justice Party idea dead?
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Violet Socks says:
No, it’s just resting.
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tinfoil hattie says:
I’m not sure we should laugh too hard – from the Christian Science Monitor, quoting Donna Stone, who used to be married to the Hutaree Militia’s leader, David Stone:
“It started out as a Christian thing,” Donna Stone told reporters at the preliminary court hearing Monday morning. “You go to church. You pray. You take care of your family. I think David started to take it a little too far. He dragged a lot of people with him. When he got carried away, when he went from handguns to big guns, I was done.”
“He dragged a lot of innocent people down with him,” said Donna Stone, whose son was legally adopted by David Stone and was among those indicted. “It started to get worse when they were talking about the world’s gonna end in the Bible.”
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Fredster says:
My God, why do they always look like there’s been about three generations of incest before they were produced?
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propertius says:
Well, they might have been hopped up on testosterone to start with, but the steroids will soon take care of that (testicular atrophy is common side effect of prolonged anabolic steroid use).
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willyjsimmons says:
LMAO!
It will be interesting to see exactly what led the FEDS to these bozos. (not what’s been leaked to the press, but what gets said in a courtroom)
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votermom says:
Who is Kristopher Sickles?
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Violet Socks says:
The dude in the picture. One of the Hutaree guys.
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myiq2xu says:
Do the steel rivets go on the inside or the outside?
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myiq2xu says:
OT:
A terra-ist volcano in Iceland has shut down air traffic in Europe.
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propertius says:
Since the Obama Administration has asserted the President’s authority to execute individuals suspected of terrorism without the inconvenience of a trial (or even formal charges), I have to wonder why we’re bothering with the expense of arresting, transporting, and trying these guys. Due process is *so* pre-9/11.
