Kill the Bill
Oh, hey, this is exciting. I was off this afternoon doing reclusive leftist Christmas things, so I missed the big news: Howard Dean says “Kill The Senate Bill.” It’s a worthless motherfucker, says Dr. Dean, and it’s time to put it out of its misery. Hell to the yeah, says me, vaguely waving my hot glue gun in the direction of Washington D.C. Here’s even more fun: right around the time Dr. Dean was dropping his load, President Obama had a little photo-op thingy to make a nice speech about precipices and say “let me be clear” and talk about how terribly important it is to pass this bill so needy Americans can get health care and needy Presidents can get their A-minus, goddamnit. No, wait, he didn’t say that last part. But he was thinking it.
Fuckitol.
5 Responses to “Kill the Bill”
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Alison says:
This is a wonderfully creative little blurb. Love the title referencing one of my favorite movies and I love the glue gun flourish. And love the sentiments!
December 15th, 2009 at 8:55 pm EST -
Aspen says:
This bill is the shit! Oh no wait. It’s just shit.
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lambert strether says:
Ask your doctor about Clusterfuckitol™ …
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myiq2xu says:
The Democrats won’t kill the bill. Their corporate owners won’t let them. The mandates are worth billions in profits.
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sherry says:
The Democrats won’t kill the bill. Their corporate owners won’t let them. The mandates are worth billions in profits.
Some will take this as the thinking of a bitter cynic. Others will see this as a dose of pragmatic realism.
reality bites
