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June 25th, 2008

The Opossum Delusion

(I know the Possum Seal has been retired after its “one-time use” — har! — but once was enough. B.O. will always be Opossum to me.)

The other day a commenter asked, “Do his women supporters even know what this guy is about? The more I talk to them to try to understand the more clueless and uninformed they seem. They just project hopeful views onto him that have no basis in what he’s said or claims to do.”

Short answer: no, and ain’t that the fricking truth, and bingo.

I discovered this for myself several months ago, when I realized that: a) most young women were supporting Opossum, and b) they were doing it for the same reason as almost everybody else, which was that they’d dreamed up in their heads some fantasy of what this guy was about.

Now, right up front here let me insert the caveat that there are some Opossum supporters who are not at all deluded about the man and whose support for him is carefully considered. I know those folks exist, and I’m even related to some of them. But this post isn’t about them.

This post is about all those young women (mostly young) who think Opossum is Cream of Jesus on toast.

Let me give you an example: sometime in the spring I read a post by a young feminist blogger in which she excitedly interpreted a statement from Opossum as a dogwhistle to his supporters about his pacifist intentions. “What pacifist intentions?” you’re wondering, but hang on. In this feminist blogger’s mind, Opossum is a pacifist who is completely opposed to war, and, once in office, will purge the State and Defense departments of anyone who’s ever been involved in making war. I don’t know who he’s supposed to replace them with — Kermit the Frog? Big Bird? — but no matter, because clearly we’re in the realm of serious delusion. There was no dogwhistle, no secret message to his supporters. The blogger had just dreamed it up. Besides, Opossum is not a pacifist.

Here’s what we know about Opossum, based on his own statements: he favors a “strong” military (whatever that means), wants to expand our forces by almost 100,000 troops, argues for the use of war as a legitimate tool of international relations, and has made a point of pouring scorn on the peace-and-love hippies of the 60s and 70s. His plans for Iraq aren’t much different from anybody else’s, despite his lies (now exposed) to the contrary. Although he did make one speech opposing the Iraq war several years ago, since then he’s argued that it would be a mistake to set a deadline for withdrawing the troops. Certainly his record in the Senate has been one of consistent support for the war. As for his plans once he’s President, last I heard he was throwing around a lot of macho talk about going after targets in Pakistan whether our ally was on board or not.

None of this is a secret. The information is readily available. The feminist blogger in question doesn’t live under a rock, and in fact characterizes herself as politically astute and involved. Yet somehow she reads Opossum’s own words, reviews his actual actions, and her brain hallucinates something entirely different.

This isn’t just a question of being misinformed or misled. We’re talking about thought-blocking to a profound degree. Opossum has never claimed to be a pacifist. He has explicitly disavowed pacifism. To fantasize otherwise is to mentally overwrite the evidence in front of your face. It’s like reading your Toyota car owner’s manual and thinking it’s Finnegans Wake.

The feminist blogger isn’t alone, of course; her malady is one that’s common in Opossum land. Anybody who’s tried to talk sense into these people is well aware of the problem. You try to feed them information from the reality-based world and they react like you’re offering to inject them with smallpox: Noooooooo! Get away! Germs!

That’s why things like the Roberts confirmation story have zero effect on the hardcore fans, feminist or otherwise. Their brains just refuse to process the information. There is abundant evidence that Opossum is personally rather sexist and as a politician is unreliable on women’s rights, but evidence means nothing to his fans. Absolutely nothing.

Don’t you find that scary? I do.

Posted by Violet in Election 2008

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26 Responses to “The Opossum Delusion”

  1. motherlode says:

    I just came in from having lunch with a good friend who is an Obama supporter, and the first thing I did was read this post. Boy, can I validate it after my lunch conversation!

    When I asked my friend, who is an extremely intelligent woman and lifelong Democrat, just what Obama stands for, what he’ll actually DO as president, what he’ll fight for, this was her response:

    SA: Well, he’ll fight for the people.
    ME: What people?
    SA: US! You and me, and people like us.
    ME: How will he do that?
    SA: Well, go to his web site. His issues positions are all there.
    ME: No, I want you to tell me.
    SA: You should hear the garbage that’s being whispered about him in east Texas [we’re in Dallas].
    ME: Like what?
    SA: You know, the racism, the muslim connection, that kind of stuff.
    ME: What’s that got to do with my question?
    SA: Well, obviously he’ll be against stuff like that since he’s experienced it himself.
    ME: Sigh!

    I tried to address the FISA compromise (BO HAS to get elected, so it’s okay), his ducking out on public campaign financing (why should he handicap himself? he has to get elected), and Iraq (he’s the only one who said anything against the war before it became popular to do so), but all I could get out of her was he’s for change, hope and unity.

    Sigh!

  2. Delphyne says:

    “Their brains just refuse to process the information. There is abundant evidence that Opossum is personally rather sexist and as a politician is unreliable on women’s rights, but evidence means nothing to his fans. Absolutely nothing.”

    Denial is a powerful force. It reminds me of a relative of mine who has some psychological challenges and, rather than taking the meds and finding another therapist, will describe a delusional episode as a “spontaneous kundalini awakening” or a “self induced spirit possession.” So much cooler sounding than bipolar, manic/depressive.

    I feel sorry for those obots, they annoy the hell out of me, and I can only hope that there are more non kool aid drinking folks than them.

  3. ea says:

    Opossum = Roadkill

  4. Annie Oakley says:

    I’m trying to focus, Violet, but I’ve just got to thank you for naming this faux-liberal candidate “Opossum.” It’s perfect for him. He is a bi-party opportunist who plays Democrat, and also plays dead when caught lying. Your example on Roberts reminds me of Opossum, the constitutional lawyer’s role in Terri Schiavo. He was all for having the Senate intervene in her care. Later he played possum, and was allowed to make some weak “mistake” disavowal of his role. “Opossum” it will be for me, not only to commemorate his presidential seal, but for his Republican-playing-Democrat deceits.

  5. Violet says:

    “spontaneous kundalini awakening”

    I have those whenever Raoul stops by. (Sorry, couldn’t resist.)

  6. donna darko says:

    Before Obama even began to strut on the national runway, he’d won the approval of the Wall Street and military/industrial (and nuclear power) branches of the Money Family. Most importantly - and this is the really smooth part of Obama’s game - the ever-increasing military budget will make moot all of Barack’s and Hillary’s (near identical) promises about health care, affordable housing, the whole public agenda that has been dangled in front of those fans and groupies in the cheap seats.Glen Ford

  7. kenoshaMarge says:

    Talking to these people is like trying to pick up a handful of water.

    I know because we have our own little Obamabot right here in the family. We always knew she wasn’t the brightest bulb in the family chandelier but we love her enough not to care.

    But not all that bright and damn stupid are two very different things. She spouts talking points like a parrot and looks over at her boyfriend constantly to make sure she isn’t saying anything he dislikes. He’s an Obamabot too but the mean bullying kind, not the dumb as a dust-bunny kind like my granddaughter.

    She also refuses to see any misogyny about the primary and looks over, once again to make sure that her boyfriend approves of what she’s saying.
    Were it not for the purple hair, multiple tattoos and the nose ring she’d make a perfect stepford wife. If he allowed it that is.

    Color me sad and disgusted.

  8. Delphyne says:

    “spontaneous kundalini awakening”

    I have those whenever Raoul stops by. (Sorry, couldn’t resist.)


    Heh! I’ve had them myself and found myself in that spirit lounge before death, although, I’ve never bumped into Raoul on those occasions!

    BTW - I think I’m going to play those code #s in the lottery and I’ll share if I win!

  9. falstaff says:

    Here’s a paradigmatic instance of what you describe — hermetically sealed and exemplary of the mental condition: http://www.mydd.com/story/2008/6/24/223952/516

    It’s pure blame-the-victim mishagas.

  10. K.A. says:

    It’s like reading your Toyota car owner’s manual and thinking it’s Finnegans Wake.

    Hahahahahahahaha! Perfect, as per usual.

  11. Julene says:

    Ugh. I have a friend who’s blog I read and she gets upset when I post something I’m disappointed in regarding Obama - she always responds that she always knew he was a regular politician so any of his recent flip flops do not bother her. Yet when you ask her why she prefers Obama the answers are this:

    “He makes me swoon. I want to have his babies. He can read. He can speak eloquently. And if these things don’t move you - you have to understand that they move me. I don’t want someone who is a fighter - we had that with Bush.”

    Fine, but I happen to actually decide my preferred political candidate by the politics they practice. Something that she does not or will not understand at all. You can point out that Obama has stated that he won’t prosecute any Bush people for what they have done to this country and she will look you right in the face and tell you that’s not what he’ll do. Frustrating. It’s celebrity worship and nothing more.

  12. Pat Johnson says:

    The reason I a voting for Obama is because of the corn on my left foot that is killing me!

    Since he has become all things to everybody I take him at his word and if he can offer some relief with my corn, he deserves my vote.

    After he has cured that problem, I want him to take a look at my planters toe and we can work from there.

    I believe that my reasons are as enlightening as any offered by the Obama crowd when it comes to naming one freaken legitimate thing this man has done to earn the WH!

  13. Pat Johnson says:

    Julene: Have you given any thought to introducing her to Warren Jeffs? He is all those things and more@

  14. Medusa says:

    I love this blog. Great posts. Great comments. Makes me feel like I’m in fine company during my suffering. our suffering.
    What a schmuck.

  15. K.A. says:

    I also find it funny that one of your GoogleAds now says: “Get rid of your possums easily!”

    I clicked it, but I don’t think it’s the answer we’re looking for….

  16. thebewilderness says:

    …they were doing it for the same reason as almost everybody else, which was that they’d dreamed up in their heads some fantasy of what this guy was about.

    That is the tragic failing that has led us to this sorry pass.
    Watching the myth trump reality, yet again, is a painful experience.

  17. FemB4Dem says:

    K.A. — I don’t know, maybe that GoogleAd remedy will work:

    “I had a possum problem! They were eating more of my beefsteak and better boy tomatoes than I was. I started using Shake-Away (Fox Urine Powder) and the problem was solved. Thanks Shake-Away.”

    Hmm. Fox Urine — Sean Hannity, Bill O’Reilly, here’s your way to help rid us of Opossum. Get to it, guys! :-)

  18. Kat says:

    K.A. says:

    It’s like reading your Toyota car owner’s manual and thinking it’s Finnegans Wake.

    Hahahahahahahaha! Perfect, as per usual.

    Hee. That one got me, too. The Kool-aid vendors will have to step up their game — it’s far better out here with the uninitiated. There’s simply no incentive to join the cult, even if it were to mend its ways… I come here and have too much fun.

    Opossum. Dang. It’s funny because it’s true.

  19. Kat says:

    “He makes me swoon. I want to have his babies. He can read. He can speak eloquently. And if these things don’t move you - you have to understand that they move me. I don’t want someone who is a fighter - we had that with Bush.”

    And… I go from laughing to incensed. Blogging is like whitewater rafting these days.

    See, this sort of thing just makes me furious, and I have seen it online a great deal. I want to tell these groupies to just go hang out outside some random backstage door and scream for an autograph — and be done with it. The rest of us have actual problems to deal with and shouldn’t have to pay the political and social price as these emotionally stunted fans elect their fave dreamy member of the boy band to fulfill their fantasy needs.

    I wonder if the people in this neighborhood in Chicago swoon? I’m thinking not so much.

    link

  20. Violet says:

    See, this sort of thing just makes me furious, and I have seen it online a great deal. I want to tell these groupies to just go hang out outside some random backstage door and scream for an autograph — and be done with it. The rest of us have actual problems to deal with and shouldn’t have to pay the political and social price as these emotionally stunted fans elect their fave dreamy member of the boy band to fulfill their fantasy needs.

    I couldn’t possibly agree more. It’s like having David Cassidy forced on us for president.

  21. m Andrea says:

    I apologize for my earlier spontaneous combustion in the other thread. It was an eureka moment, and I’m not going to “get over it” like Nobama wants me to.

    Seriously, there’s a reason why I can’t read you without going ballistic. It’s not because I disagree with anything you say, it’s because you’re so freaking right. I just always want to take it one step further.

    Anyway, if anybody has any suggestions for helping the delusional regain their tenuous grip on reality, I’m all ears. I’ve had the exact same experience with Obamabots as described here. One person even read a completely neutral statement of his aloud, and then exclaimed how pro-positive it was.

  22. ginmar says:

    pumas are swift boats

    God, why do I go to Pandagon? The Hillary hate and the Obama bullshit are just all out of proprtion to reality. Of course, all Hillary hates are bitter told hags! They’re lying bitches! Obama is the way, the truth and the light! He’s the messiah. Oh, and Hillary voters are all going to vote for McSame. Liberal feminist? I haven’t seen such language since I talked to a fucking Republican! Unity with a bunch of assholes who promote lies about me? Not a fucking chance!

  23. Violet says:

    Good lord! Amanda’s gone off the deep end. But she drank the Obama koolaid a long time ago.

  24. ginmar says:

    Yeah, it’s so depressing. I’ve had to prune so many so-called feminist blogs from my list it’s not even funny. They all think that talk will change the world. I don’t even think he’s got enough guts to vote against Supreme Court nominations.

  25. Keri says:

    Heck Obama would gladly vote for them- get rid of those pesky ideologies like women’s rights, don’t you know…

  26. BettyBoondoggle says:

    “Amanda’s gone off the deep end. “

    Is it Amanda or that misogynistic jackass dued who’s name I can never be bothered to remember?

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