I am never going back to New York
NYC Woman Finds Python in the Toilet
12 Responses to “I am never going back to New York”
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Steve says:
First of all, I think you woulkd be stunned at how quickly one gets used to pythons in toilets. When I moved to NY, after a week it was as if that slithery, invasive feeling had been wioth me for years.
Second, I would hope you, even in your new quasi-alive state, would visit me if you ever came to New York, and that goes even if the real Vi is a 258 lb. former NFL linebacker wioth a penchant for anger at patriarchal idiocy.
Steve
October 18th, 2007 at 12:08 pm EST -
Chris says:
“if”?
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Steve says:
Darn it, Vi. I always thought that was the case. Can you give me a clue as to the NFL team you play for and the position you play. What position do you prefer?
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The Ghost of Violet says:
Missionary.
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Steve says:
Yes!
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foilwoman says:
I thought Dr. Socks was a figure skater.
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Steve says:
Figure skater yes.
She no.
He yes.
Former football player yes.
Steroids unknown.
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Christina says:
Meh, pythons aren’t that bad really. Rattlesnakes, no way. But pythons aren’t venomous. They do have nasty little catfish-like teeth though, that can make a big ol’ sore spot.
I owned a Burmese python (9ft) once, another 3.5ft and a red-tailed boa about 3.5ft. I would not do it again. It’s not right. Once they grow past a certain length (about 4.5 to 5 ft) it becomes exceedingly difficult and expensive to care for them properly and really the only ones equipped to do so are zoos.
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Timothy Shortell says:
G.O.V., it is really not so bad. I’ve lived in NYC for more than a decade and have encountered very few reptiles in the toilets.
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Timothy Shortell says:
Speaking of bathroom reptiles, I’ve been getting a lot of email lately for treatments that will turn my “garter snake into a python.” I always assumed they were being poetical. I guess not.
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Steve says:
Dr. Shortell: I dont know what NY you have been living in, but I hardly can find a toilet without a snake in it these days.
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Michelle says:
You should probably avoid Pennsylvania while you’re at it. We had big ass snake crawl out of someone’s tail pipe at a gas station recently.
