OJ has a girlfriend?
That was what jumped out at me as I was reading about the OJ Memorabilia Quest this past weekend. Some report referred to his “girlfriend of 11 years,” with a picture of her and everything. Since I’d rather clean the men’s room at the local Exxon Quik Stop than keep abreast of goings-on in OJ land, this lady’s existence had escaped me. “A girlfriend?” I thought to myself in a brief moment of forgetting what planet I’m on. “Who the fuck would fuck him?”
But of course he has a girlfriend. In a world where some woman drove across country to Tex Watson’s jail cell so she could persuade him to marry her, of course OJ has a girlfriend. According to this item from four years ago:
Prody, 28, entered OJ’s life in 1996. She met him after standing outside the gate of his Rockingham estate in Brentwood, California, wearing sexy clothing to get his attention.
[Insert appropriate feminist analysis.]
12 Responses to “OJ has a girlfriend?”
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Victoria says:
“A girlfriend?” I thought to myself in a brief moment of forgetting what planet I’m on
Wait, does that mean you’re embodied again?
(Sorry, I’m fresh out of feminist analysis; this last week has had me dipping into, if not exhausting, my reserves.)
September 18th, 2007 at 2:05 am EST -
Paul Tergeist says:
Some women like dangerous men. I’m dangerous. GRRRRRRR…..see?
I have more goodies for Victoria when she is up to it.
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Paul Tergeist says:
Some women are dangerous too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGaBukcIRTs
And hookers are getting younger:
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Paul Tergeist says:
Holy shit….
listen to Mother Theresa Coulter @ 4:10 saying how much fun she thinks it would be to bomb Iran. Listen closely.
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K.A. says:
AAAAAHHHHHHHH! I’m not a fan of women being abused for any reason whatsoever, but this has to qualify as Darwinism.
Scott Peterson got fan mail, too.
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anna says:
Bet you anything she’s, as they say, “not conventionally attractive.” Ugly women get the message time and again – nobody wants them, they should be grateful anybody fucks them, no matter who he is.
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Pastor Al E Pistle says:
Anna, that is a horrible thing to say. Horrible! It’s true, but still….
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The Ghost of Violet says:
Bet you anything she’s, as they say, “not conventionally attractive.”
You mean OJ’s girlfriend? Actually she is conventionally attractive. Somewhat resembles Nicole, has the obligatory implants, etc.
I understand that a lot of the women who are attracted to killers on death row were themselves the victims of abuse, and so they’re attracted to a situation where they can reverse the power situation AND be safe (’cause the guy can’t get out of jail and hurt them).
OJ wasn’t in jail, though. Still, though, I would not be surprised at all to find that his girlfriend got seriously fucked up in her childhood/youth in terms of sex and power issues.
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Pastor Al E Pistle says:
To hell with that OJ! I have GREAT NEWS! Women aren’t sex objects in Japan anymore! THIS IS A GREAT WIN FOR FEMINISM! Except all Japanese are now doomed to Lava Lake.
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The Ghost of Violet says:
You know, Pastor, I’m surprised you haven’t taken this opportunity to tell us about Tex Watson. I was trying to remember what you said before and finally found it in this thread.
Though I understand if you don’t care to revisit that.
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r68 says:
Bet you anything she’s, as they say, “not conventionally attractive.”
Judge for yourself:
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Pastor Al E Pistle says:
Though I understand if you don’t care to revisit that.
-TGoV (and Christmas past)Tex Watson is old news.
I see your blog as a desperate attempt to get JESUS to come into your life and turn it around, and here at Landover Baptist, we change people for the better every day…depending upon their tithing schedule, of course.
Our great Pastor Deacon Fred is going to attend the American Athieists convention in Miami this year (as always) and rebuke some sinners to hell, including that Dawkins fellow who will be spending eternity with SATAN’S huge, barbed member slapping at his backside!
If I were you, I’d give up my faithless lifestyle, join Landover Baptist, and HOPE we can save you before JESUS comes back to kill everyone at Armageddon!
