Unintentional fashion hilarity
I know, I know — you’ll see this and think, “A post from Violet! Finally!” And you’ll think it’s going to be something substantive, since I’ve been away the past week (week? no, almost two weeks). But it’s not, because I’m still sulking over the Iraq thing, the gang rape thing, the abortion thing, the toxic swells of anti-feminism throughout the world, the general horror of existence, and the fact that entirely too many people in the feminist blogosphere have points on their heads. Also I’m busy. So instead of substance, I give you fluff: a fashion picture with a caption that is so unintentionally hilarious I had to crank up the blog just to share it with you.
Here’s the picture:
Actual totally serious non-ironic caption that I swear I didn’t make up: “Comfortable and easy describe designer Giorgio Armani’s approach to dress, whether for day or evening.”
If you don’t think that’s funny, you probably don’t have boobs.*
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*Or maybe you do. Myself, I don’t think that a garment that buttons on the nipple would be comfortable, nor am I up for whatever possible triple-layer cloth-flesh-cloth safety pin arrangement may be indicated there. But god forbid I should speak for anyone but myself.
8 Responses to “Unintentional fashion hilarity”
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kristi says:
Is that Lady Liberty?
June 9th, 2007 at 10:34 pm EST -
manxome says:
See how comfy and easy Armani can be?
So, ya know, it must be true!
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manxome says:
Oops - linky
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Violet says:
Aaaaccckk!! Wonderbar!
Yeah, why doesn’t ol’ Giorgio use his own damn nipple as a button? Huh?
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Infidel says:
If backpacks utilized nipple buttons to anchor the straps, there would be alot less being carried around in backpacks.
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Ms. Tart says:
The model looks pained. Definitely the opposite of easy and comfortable!
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B. Dagger Lee says:
Hey! Someone stole me and Miss Patsy’s table napkins!
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Infidel says:
Let’s see what Justin Timberlake does with this one.
