February, 2007

Pleasingly Plump Tuesday

By · Tuesday, February 20th, 2007 · 18 Comments »

The scene in Dr. Socks’s yard this morning as thousands of revelers gathered to celebrate Mardi Gras. I’ve been in a vortex the past few days, writing and sleeping at all hours, and when I awoke early this morning I didn’t know what day it was. At first I thought for sure it was Monday, […]

Amanda’s New Job: Official Playwright to the Edwards Campaign

By · Friday, February 16th, 2007 · 16 Comments »

I’ve learned two things from this week’s wrestling match between the feminist blogosphere and the Christofascists (and if you don’t know what I’m talking about, ohforchrissake). 1. These things generate a lot of email. My inbox is so flooded with missives from the other gals on the super-secret Satanic Feminist Network that I can’t even […]

Happy Valentine’s Day, Christofascist Fucktwits!

By · Wednesday, February 14th, 2007 · 10 Comments »

As many of you probably know, the American Taliban, Catholic Division, has launched a Holy War against Amanda of Pandagon, Melissa of Shakespeare’s Sister, and indeed anyone who dares to point out that their idiotic religion is a nothing but a load of white hot sticky jism. I’ll have more to say on this later, […]

Speaking of Cops, Strippers, and Defense Attorneys

By · Tuesday, February 13th, 2007 · 69 Comments »

Read this. ***** Via Twisty.

Proof that the Brits suck worse than we do

By · Saturday, February 10th, 2007 · 32 Comments »

There have been some wild assertions on this blog recently that people in the U.K. are perhaps not quite as fucked up as people in the United States. I think this video is proof otherwise: Sure, Americans created this deeply horrifying thing, but it was in the U.K. that the record spent two weeks at […]

We’ve come a long way, baby

By · Friday, February 9th, 2007 · 44 Comments »

A columnist reminds us that even if women pretend they can do manly jobs like astronautin’, deep down they’re still just silly bimbos. So I guess we should just quit with the pretense and surrender to our bimbo natures, right? The Republicans who put together this poster seem to think so; what matters about a […]

Rest in peace

By · Thursday, February 8th, 2007 · 4 Comments »

Zeke I just now saw. Goodbye, dear sweet blog dog. My heart is so full I can say nothing else.

The Swift-Boating of Amanda, and the Duke First-Degree Sexual Assault (which includes raping someone with a broomstick) Case

By · Wednesday, February 7th, 2007 · 92 Comments »

UPDATE 2/8/07 at 12:18 pm EST: Amanda and Melissa have not been fired! ***** Remember a few days ago when I mentioned that Amanda was going to work for the John Edwards campaign? Well, in the interim the wingnut noise machine has launched an all-out attack on Ms. Pandagon, which would be funny if people […]

“Where’s Violet?”

By · Monday, February 5th, 2007 · 31 Comments »

she asked, referring to herself in the third person. “I’m right here,” she mumbled to herself through a mouthful of vegetable lo mein as she pasted in the embedding code for a YouTube video. “You know, you really need to write another post. Actually say something. People will start to think you’ve abandoned the blog.” […]


By · Thursday, February 1st, 2007 · 32 Comments »

Molly Ivins is dead, Barack Obama is the first clean African-American, children as young as five are being sold into Cambodian sex slavery, a Florida rape victim was thrown in jail and denied emergency contraception, and Shrub continues his personal quest to be impeached. Oh, and Amanda’s running for President. Just feeling a bit gobsmacked.