Happy Halloween

By · Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 · 9 Comments »

“He’s stuck!”

My friends’ faces are anxious, concerned. “Come help!”

Who’s stuck? I wonder. Suddenly I notice my parents’ old television set, the huge console TV we had in the 1960s. It’s about five feet long, a wooden case, with a turntable on one side and a radio on the other, giant speakers flanking the TV screen. State-of-the-art for 1965.

The console is up against the wall, of course, the way it always was in our house. I step to the side and peer behind it.

There he is.

William Shatner is trapped inside the wall behind the TV set, crouched in a cratered opening that looks like bomb damage. He gazes up at me, flakes of plaster in his toupee.

I remember now that we’re married, or used to be. I reach down to help pull him from the wall.

Then I wake up.

KHAAANNNN!!!

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9 Responses to “Happy Halloween”

  1. richard cherry says:

    VS I say this as a friend – You are not well. Seek help from a professional grower of gourds or related vegetables. There are people who can do things about this.
    And make some soup with whatever you have to hand.

  2. Violet says:

    Richard, you’re just jealous. I bet you’ve only got Walter Koenig living in your wall.

  3. Infidel says:

    ..”I’m a Doctor not fiberglass insulation Damnit!”

  4. Infidel says:

    “Raise the shields Captain?”

  5. Infidel says:

    “I’m giving er all she’s got, Captain- the dilithium crystals won’t take much moore.”

  6. Infidel says:

    “Highly illogical, Captain”

  7. Paul Tergeist says:

    Violet, your blog seems to be overrun with Infidel tribbles.

  8. Burrow says:

    AHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….

    *running away*

  9. Infidel says:

    “Captain, I’m getting something on a hailing frequency, but I can’t quite make it out.”