May, 2006

Another Ward Churchill

By · Sunday, May 21st, 2006 · 22 Comments »

Here’s another radical college professor spewing bilge into the minds of our young people. Writing on the left-wing crypto-communist History News Network, James C. Cobb sneers at the concerns of a hapless young Republican forced to listen to his America-hating propaganda: After 34 years of college teaching, I thought I had heard just about every [...]

Quick poll

By · Saturday, May 20th, 2006 · 16 Comments »

Just curious. Who do you think should be the Democratic nominee for president in 2008? Assuming you want the Democrats to win the election, that is. This is, of course, a highly scientific poll, and because of my high-powered contacts within the Illuminati, the results can be expected to have a significant impact on planning [...]

Religions Evolve, Part 3: Judaism

By · Friday, May 19th, 2006 · 40 Comments »

At long last! Part 1 on Christianity and Part 2 on Islam were ages ago — the Planck era, I think — and I apologize for the unaccountable delay in delivering Part 3. Let’s just blame it on alien abduction and leave it at that. Part 3 is much longer than Parts 1 and 2, [...]

The John A. Davison School of Blogging

By · Thursday, May 18th, 2006 · 8 Comments »

Thanks to John A. Davison, I’ve figured out how to deal with my spam problem. Every time I want to write another post, I’ll just start a new blog.

Spam

By · Thursday, May 18th, 2006 · 3 Comments »

More than a hundred trackback spams in just a couple of hours. And more comment spam getting past the captcha. For now I’m going to have to turn off trackbacks. Anybody know how to stop this shit? UPDATE: I’ve installed the Bad Behavior plugin and turned trackbacks back on to see if it works.

The Problem of Hirsi Ali

By · Thursday, May 18th, 2006 · 30 Comments »

She’s a staunch feminist, an atheist, and an uncompromising opponent of religious fundamentalism. She ought to be on our side. Instead, she’s a darling of the right. She switched from a left-wing to a right-wing party in the Netherlands because the right was more willing to take on Muslim intransigence. When she comes to the [...]

New border plan to prevent President Bush from entering country

By · Wednesday, May 17th, 2006 · 9 Comments »

WASHINGTON (AP) — The Department of Homeland Security unveiled a new border security program yesterday to prevent President George W. Bush from entering the country. Homeland Security secretary Michael Chertoff predicted that the program “will have a transformative effect on a problem that has plagued this country for over 5 years.” The new plan calls [...]

Antidote

By · Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 · 416 Comments »

I pulled a muscle some time in the past couple of days while bending over backwards to maintain an even tone regarding pornography. I personally loathe the stuff, but in my capacity as Queen of the Universe it’s incumbent on me to be as fair and balanced as possible. Just like Bill O’Reilly. But if [...]

Hey, here’s an idea: let’s borrow some money from China!

By · Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 · 52 Comments »

Torture President is asking Congress for 1.9 billion dollars to arm the border against illegal immigrants. Not to “militarize” the border, you understand — he clearly says he doesn’t want to do that. He just wants to post 6,000 soldiers there with, you know, guns and stuff. Well, that’s one way to distract people from [...]

Crushing blow for pig-worshipping heathen white-supremacists everywhere

By · Monday, May 15th, 2006 · 34 Comments »

The vaguely human-shaped glob of tobacco expectorate in the photo at left is named Michael Thelemann. Mr. Thelemann has caused a ruckus in his Oklahoma town by posting a sign in his yard that says he will pay a thousand bucks for a virgin bride between the ages of 12 and 24. I completely missed [...]