March, 2006
Absinthe Party: Carnival of Feminists / Drunken Clown Edition
Burrow worked her butt off on the Carnival of Feminists, and now she’s a thirsty clown. Her soul is parched — parched, I tell you! Screw the three-martini lunch; we’re gonna drink all damn day. It’s time for a radfem post-carnival absinthe party. We got absinthe, we got sugar cubes, we got razor blades and [...]
Carnival of Feminists
If you’re a visitor from the Carnival of Feminists, welcome! The particular post you’re looking for is here: Prostitutes = Pizza. To my regular readers who have no idea what I’m talking about: The new Carnival of Feminists is up, and it’s being hosted by none other than my favorite clown (and Vinnie’s) — Burrow [...]
What lies beneath
Spring snow, icy sunshine. My woods this morning: It looks idyllic, but do not be deceived. Somewhere in there lurks The Snake.
Adolf Hitler, Empath
This is fascinating. Gordo at Appletree blog has pulled together archival photos of Hitler showing how the Fuhrer seemed to remake himself in the image of whomever he was talking to. It’s a striking pattern. In photo after photo, Hitler takes on the manner and mode of his companion. Here’s just a taste, but go [...]
This Woman Is Fat
I don’t know why these things still amaze me, but they do. This morning I was skimming some puff piece about Tom Cruise’s latest battle to defend his batshit crazy religion, and happened upon a little blurb on actress Kristin Davis and her horrible struggle with weight. Early in her career Ms. Davis was humiliated [...]
Sources indicate Iranians may not have tails and horns
When I was a small child, I thought Russians and East Germans were inscrutably alien. This was deep in the Cold War, and the Communists behind their Iron Curtain seemed a race apart. The only time I ever saw them was during the Olympics – the East German female swimmers looking strangely mannish and bulked-up [...]
The Cult of Masculinity
Pres. Bush thrills fans with a rousing rendition of “Word Up” after delivering the 2006 State of the Union address. While most of us were busy celebrating the third birthday of the war in Iraq (I sent the invasion a nice Hallmark card and a little teddy bar with a coffee mug that says “Believe [...]
Pathetic Freak Rusty Yates finds another pathetic freak to marry
Rusty Yates, the raging godbag whose women-must-be-subservient-to-men brainwashing drove his mentally disturbed wife to murder their five children, has found yet another pathetic freak to marry. This woman is 41 years old, so with any luck she and Rusty don’t plan to breed. But she’s already a mother to two children, one of whom is [...]
Terri Herring spells it out for you
Terri Herring is the president of Pro-Life Mississippi, and she’s just heart-broken that the state’s new abortion ban will allow exceptions in the case of rape and incest: “I think it’s our responsibility to have a pure pro-life message that has to be you don’t kill a child for the crime of his father,” Herring [...]
Bush: Iraq Was Such A Huge Success We’re Going To Do It Again
Yesterday Torture President announced that we’re going to keep right on shooting first and asking questions later, since that turned out to be such a fabulously winning strategy in Iraq. He even offered up a list of some of the countries we might whack if they don’t straighten up and fly right. No surprise, really, [...]





